Yoda's vacation

Taken off a conversation I had on MSN...


SiMz^ says:
wat day u coming?
El Diablo says:
coming where?
SiMz^ says:
i tot u comin back
El Diablo says:
who said?
SiMz^ says:
rashnith said. and papa
El Diablo says:
really? how come ah?
El Diablo says:
the dark side i fear, is near
El Diablo says:
much confusion it causes
SiMz^ says:
so ure not coming?
SiMz^ says:
i tot u have 1 week's break
El Diablo says:
confused i am
El Diablo says:
meditate i must. for the jedi there is no break. do, or do not. there is no break,
SiMz^ says:
dun have ar?
El Diablo says:
there is no break for the jedi
El Diablo says:
but a jedi iam not, for i am a jedi MASTER
SiMz^ says:
so u do have a break?
El Diablo says:
take a vacation, i must
El Diablo says:
good idea, that is
El Diablo says:
too old i am to begin the training. vacation, i must
SiMz^ says:
ohhhokok
El Diablo says:
tattooine nightlife, better it is on friday or saturday?
SiMz^ says:
tattooine? mondays
El Diablo says:
unusual, this is
El Diablo says:
the dark side clouds everything
SiMz^ says:
indeed, it does
El Diablo says:
what plans have you, saturday?
SiMz^ says:
sapede and sleep
El Diablo says:
what language, speak you?
El Diablo says:
not in 800 years of life have i heard this word, "sapede"
SiMz^ says:
tamil. yerenge macha!!!!!
El Diablo says:
much fear i sense in you
SiMz^ says:
fear? poh!
El Diablo says:
you follow your feelings too much. learn to let go, if become a jedi you will
SiMz^ says:
yerenge macha!!
El Diablo says:
Always two there are, a master and an apprentice...who teaches you the dark arts?!?
SiMz^ says:
professor lupin
El Diablo says:
lupin....that name not have i heard in a long time
SiMz^ says:
how long?
El Diablo says:
The shroud of the darkside has fallen. Begun the clone war has.
El Diablo says:
Master Windu, will I consult on this matter
El Diablo says:
speak you! be quiet not!
SiMz^ says:
jbdfjkngiuerho
El Diablo says:
fear me, do you?
El Diablo says:
on saturday, i will come. bring an army of clones i will. the sith will be destroyed once and for all
El Diablo says:
my vacation, there goes
SiMz^ says:
yerengeeee!!!
El Diablo says:
the dark side, perhaps, has clouded your judgement to the point of insanity
SiMz^ says:
venaaaaa!!
El Diablo says:
saturday, 10.30, my ship leaves from pudu port. beware, you should be.
El Diablo says:
that, is why you fail.
El Diablo says:
cheerio
SiMz^ says:
poh

Yes, I've got too much time on my hands...