Return of the JeBhai
After almost being wiped out, the JeBhai is back! Completely overthrown and mercilessly hunted down by the evil Empire (aka work), my favourite blogger (aka me) is back after many months of training in the ways of (blog)Force.
Ok, forgive the stupid analogy. It all sounded when I accidentally discovered that Jedi and Bhai rhyme about 45 seconds ago. But to be honest, I have been giving up my life for m work these last few months. If you scroll down to a couple of posts earlier, there was one aforementioned highly intellectualy challenged co-worker of mine. Well, the stupid b***h got fired at last. I don't feel any remorse saying that because she was one of the dumbest people I've ever met and was screwing things faster than a horny Chow Kit hooker. Creating more work for half of the Helpdesk, my boss had to take the brunt of the firing from higher management. Until one day, he could take the firing no more and did some firing of his own! And everyone lived happily ever after....
Except me! For a good 3 months after that, my 3-man team was surviving on two people. Hence, my office life took over. No blog. No after work movies, drinks, dinners etc. Just work, sleep, work, get drunk on weekends out of sheer frustration, repeat process. Things are finally improving after we got a replacement last month.
Anyways, let's not focus on the negative. Here are some positives :
1 - Finally got myself a car! Woohoo! I call her Shilpa after the most gorgeous actress in the
world
2 - Got my complete DJ set after years of saving and dreaming. Had my first official gig last
week for a friend's party!
3 - Got that all important KPMG interview and got shortlisted! Awaiting further feedback from
them now
4 - Went for a 70s themed party fully decked in 70s with the afro wig and oversized peace sign.
I am still single though. But fuck that. My luck sucks when it comes to chicks.
I also managed to find some retro black and white posters which I've been searching for for months. Think Scarface, Godfather, James Dean, Brat Pack etc. Managed to get myself posters of Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Godfather Part III, Scarface and one awesome Bruce Lee with one of his classic quotes. All in black and white. these are gonna look amazing once I've framed and hung em up.
Last Friday was my bosses farewell. The same boss who got rid Ms. dumbass. It was some night, believe me. I'll blog about it in my next post.
Feels good to be back!
Ok, forgive the stupid analogy. It all sounded when I accidentally discovered that Jedi and Bhai rhyme about 45 seconds ago. But to be honest, I have been giving up my life for m work these last few months. If you scroll down to a couple of posts earlier, there was one aforementioned highly intellectualy challenged co-worker of mine. Well, the stupid b***h got fired at last. I don't feel any remorse saying that because she was one of the dumbest people I've ever met and was screwing things faster than a horny Chow Kit hooker. Creating more work for half of the Helpdesk, my boss had to take the brunt of the firing from higher management. Until one day, he could take the firing no more and did some firing of his own! And everyone lived happily ever after....
Except me! For a good 3 months after that, my 3-man team was surviving on two people. Hence, my office life took over. No blog. No after work movies, drinks, dinners etc. Just work, sleep, work, get drunk on weekends out of sheer frustration, repeat process. Things are finally improving after we got a replacement last month.
Anyways, let's not focus on the negative. Here are some positives :
1 - Finally got myself a car! Woohoo! I call her Shilpa after the most gorgeous actress in the
world
2 - Got my complete DJ set after years of saving and dreaming. Had my first official gig last
week for a friend's party!
3 - Got that all important KPMG interview and got shortlisted! Awaiting further feedback from
them now
4 - Went for a 70s themed party fully decked in 70s with the afro wig and oversized peace sign.
I am still single though. But fuck that. My luck sucks when it comes to chicks.
I also managed to find some retro black and white posters which I've been searching for for months. Think Scarface, Godfather, James Dean, Brat Pack etc. Managed to get myself posters of Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Godfather Part III, Scarface and one awesome Bruce Lee with one of his classic quotes. All in black and white. these are gonna look amazing once I've framed and hung em up.
Last Friday was my bosses farewell. The same boss who got rid Ms. dumbass. It was some night, believe me. I'll blog about it in my next post.
Feels good to be back!
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