I tell you there's so much shit going on at work it's unbelievable. I am part of a 3-person team where in this case there is an "I" in team. I as in me. My two teammates are more useless than a sauna in the desert. To make a long story short, they both have no idea what "work ethic" is. I even caught one of them engaging in trying to discreetly pass on her work to my load.
Bitch! And she has the nerve to deny it. I tell you....one of these days Mount Diablo is just gonna blow. Going to my superior won't help as this superior is equally as inept as the other 2 bozos. Well...hopefully I won't be here for much longer. I am trying to escape this job asap.
Behold a prime example of Bitch's (let's call her B, shall we?) ineptitude :
B : Can you help me with this?Me : Yo, speak up woman.B : (Louder) Can you help me with something?Me : Wassap?B : I'm having a problem with my Lotus Notes (it's an email client sort of like Outlook)Me : Aside from you, what seems to be the problem?B : For some reason, I can't drag emails to this folder (We all have our own individual folders where we can drag and move emails to)Me : Hmm...lemme take a look...B attempts to drag an email to her folder.....a "No Entry" symbol shows.
Me : Woman, from where to where are you dragging emails to?B : Huh?Me : You cannot drag emails from your own folder to your own folder, woman!!!B : Ohh....okay now I just feel stupid.Me : Is it any wonder!!Stupid woman was trying to move emails from her own folder....to her own folder. Pure genius! I tell you she does no justice to the term "
tubelight".
Okay, so I edited the conversation just a liiitle for "clarity".
Did I mention that this woman's breath absolutely stinks. Seriously man. So much so that I buy and distribute 10 Hacks sweets every day to all my colleagues including her to indirectly alleviate the smell.
Oh yeah, did I also mention that my other teammate's breath stinks of cigarettes from about 3 feet away. Seriously!
There are a lot more examples I could get into, but screw it. Bitching session's over for now.
Aaaaaanyways, the weekend is almost here. Tomorrow is Friday and as I always say - "
Every Friday is a good Friday!".Speaking of weekends, I just bought what I thought were pint beer glasses from Ikea. Hey, beer glasses are a must have man! Plates and spoons and forks are important and all, but nothing comes close to matching the importance of the great
Beer Glass. Anyways, when I actually tried out my fantastic new glasses, turns out they were not pint glasses. These actually hold 2 cans of beer exactly. That was the single most life-defining moment I've ever experienced. Tears of joy streamed down my face as I grasped my can of Carlsberg in one hand.....and proceeded to grab another can with my free hand! 2 cans!!! Hahah!!
I know I sound like a bloody alcoholic but I don't give a damn. I got two bloody asswipes to deal with at work every fucking day. AARRGGHHH!!!! Get me a beer now!!!!!
